My Most Demanding Job

Goldens Orly and Dotty and boxer mix Stella line up at the door, asking to go out in the dark early morningMy teammates at work might think that my most demanding job is prepping for the annual conference where I select and manage the speaker program. They’d be mistaken.

My year-round, 24 x 7 x 365 job is to serve as doorperson.

I spent Christmas with some of my favorite members of the extended “pack-family” — Stella and Cruiser. They, along with Orly and Dotty, kept me pretty busy. Besides the critical responsibility of letting them in and out, constantly, there were auxiliary duties: Playing tug with Stella and her Large Orange Toy. Throwing balls and other toys so Cruiser and Dotty could run after them, catch them or pick them up, then run around with them and not bring them back.

4-month-old golden puppy Orly, wearing a gray coat, touches a bell next to a wooden doorBut mostly, it’s doors. Dogs and doors have an ancient issue, which is that dogs are always on the wrong side of the door. People, having invented doors and therefore caused the problem, are duty-bound to solve it. Over and over and over.

Golden retriever Cali tries her magic sit by the wood-and-glass back door, facing the yard

Some dogs, like a very young Orly, learn at a young age to use tools to get their humans to open doors more quickly. It’s really fun to ring the bell over and over, getting the human to open the door, close it, open it, close it. Bonus points if you time the ringing to seconds after the human sat back down.

Others try to use the magic sit, which only works if the human is in the same room and paying attention.

Dotty is learning the bell system, mostly from Orly. She still abuses it, asking to go out to play, wanting to go in and out constantly.

As a member of a steeped-in-tech generation, Dotty is quickly picking up a new solution I am testing out, the Smart Bell 2.0 from Mighty Paw. I first saw this as a “Gear of the Year” selection in Whole Dog Journal, and quickly ordered one. Dotty adjusted to the change immediately, while Orly, of a slightly older generation, is taking a little longer to catch on to the nose-press gadget that triggers a sound that gets the human to come to the door.

It’s still new, but advantages I see are that I can put a transmitter outside, so the girls can let me know when they are ready to come in, and the sound (which offers multiple ring tones and volume levels) is loud enough that I can hear it anywhere in the house.

I’ll let you know how it’s going!

The ‘H’ Dog Is a Superstar!

Black Lab Hildy lies on a red pillow with her front paws cuddling the pillowGuiding Eyes Hildy, who had no desire to be called Hayley, Hilly, or anything else, has proven an outstanding addition to the Thinking Dog pack.

She’s taken to the neighborhoods of St. Petersburg like the pro that she is, unfazed by wind, strange birds — even very large ones blocking the sidewalk — and large palm fronds blowing around or also blocking her way. She expertly guides past construction, broken sidewalks, cars, bikes, boats, and anything else in her path. She was momentarily startled once by a dog-and-raccoon kerfuffle (don’t ask) but even took that in stride.

Black Lab Hildy stretches out on a tan floor with her front paws crossed. She’s charmed the groomer, the vet, the neighbors, the yoga class, and fellow concert-goers throughout the city. She enjoys watching yoga, perched on her own mat, with her paws delicately crossed, though she often chooses to join in, performing each pose with natural grace.

Best of all, she’s an excellent traveler. Hildy is quickly learning all of the tricks of the trade, finding Sky Clubs, identifying her suitcase on the carousel, and finding the correct restroom as needed. She’s calm on the plane. Well, except for that incident with the severe turbulence … but even then, all she wanted was a cuddle. After a long travel day with many delays, Hildy made peace with airport restrooms-for-dogs and understood the value of an opportunity to take a break.

She’s playful and silly when she’s off duty, and she shares Koala’s and Alberta’s love of the midday treat-ball break, efficiently bringing the ball to be filled, emptying it, then putting it away. (Maybe she’ll teach Orly and Dotty??)

Good girl!

 

Guide Dog Stars in New Museum Exhibit

Artist Emilie Gossiaux holds a white cane as she stands in the room with her exhibit. Two trees with papier-mâché leaves are behind her.Artist Emilie Gossiaux’s recent fellowship at the Queens Museum resulted in an art installation centered on her guide dog, London. Three Londons, in fact, dancing around a maypole. The maypole is actually a 15-foot-tall white cane, a symbol of how she regained freedom following an accident that caused her to lose her eyesight.

Her artwork since then has often focused on London, her 13-year-old Labrador guide — and more broadly, on removing barriers between animals and humans and celebrating their partnership and mutual dependency.

The Queens Museum exhibit, while Gossiaux’s first solo museum exhibit, is not London’s first starring role in her art. Gossiaux told the New York Times that her work featuring London has been influenced by the writer and scholar Donna Haraway, who examined relationships between humans and non-humans in multiple works, including The Companion Species Manifesto.

In addition to the human-adult-sized dancing Londons, Gossiaux has created other sculptures and drawings focusing on other aspects of her life with London and of other interspecies relationships.

Other Worlding is on exhibit at the Queens Museum until April 7, 2024. If you’re lucky enough to be in New York before then — and can arrange to visit the museum — let me know what you thought!

A Dog by Any Other Name …

Black Lab Hildy holds a blue stuffed toyThe Thinking Dog family has welcomed a new member, Guiding Eyes Hildy. Or Hil, Hilly, Hillary … or maybe Hayley. Miss H is Deni’s new guide dog from Guiding Eyes for the Blind, and she arrived at the end of November!

Whatever Deni ends up calling her, she’s off to a very promising start.

Hildy is a creative problem-solver and a bubbly and affectionate pup, wrapped in a compact black Lab body. She’s been with Deni for just over a week as I write this and has already explored some of St. Petersburg’s best restaurants, shops, and parks, as well as visiting the airport, the vet, and, of course, the dog beach.

Hildy shares many characteristics with Alberta, Deni’s first Guiding Eyes dog: Her sense of humor; her willingness to try new things; her silly, licky, wriggly love for physical contact; and a penchant for sitting with her hands crossed during rare moments of calm.

That may be because they are closely related: Hildy’s grandma is Alberta’s half-sister!

Hildy loves toys; a favorite is a squeaky koala. She likes to be challenged and is already a bit bored with the morning walk along the waterfront. She was delighted with the dog beach, unsurprisingly. After an moment of hesitation, she entered the water cautiously — and within a minute, was racing up and down the surf, swimming, and splashing.

I hope that Deni and Hil…ly enjoy many years of working and playing together!

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Dotty’s Breakthrough Moment

Dotty, an 8-month-old white golden retriever, picks up a cellphone case from a multicolored rugDotty has been working on her retrieve. It’s an important job for service dogs who assist people who use wheelchairs or have poor balance. The dog can pick up items the person has dropped or that are difficult to reach. Ideally, the dog brings the item to the person’s hand or maybe to a tray attached to the wheelchair.

Dotty has had limited enthusiasm for this task, though she’s slowly getting more attentive. She drops things a lot, and often loses interest before getting the item to my hand.

Recently, I started asking her to carry things up or down the stairs. The idea was to get her to hold the items for a longer time. It has been working well, though getting her to carry an item into the office and hand it to me is still dicey. I wasn’t sure how much she understood of what I wanted her to do.

Until recently.

8-month-old Dotty, a white golden retriever, carries a cellphone case. Her left ear flies out to the side as she turns.I was on a zoom call with my boss, and I was writing something down. I moved the pad or the mouse or something and the pen flew off the table and landed on the floor behind my chair.

As I looked for it, I noticed Dotty eyeing the pen, then looking at me. I whispered encouragement, and she … performed a miracle.

Dotty came over, picked up the pen, and placed it into my hand.

!!!

A major breakthrough.

I gave her several treats and whispered praise. The meeting continued.

Though I have asked her to pick up things I have dropped many times, I was far from thinking she had understood and bought into the goal — moving the “pick up dropped item” behavior to an almost automatic behavior. In fact, I was wondering whether she would ever get there.

Doing it once does not mean that she will ever do it again, of course. But I think she’s beginning to understand that I want her to pick things up and that I am weirdly excited and happy when she does. And that she gets paid pretty well in delicious cookies.

It’s great progress.

Snow!

Young golden retrievers Orly and Dotty stand on grass covered with a light coat of snow
SNOW!

In late October, Dotty woke up one morning and went outside, as she usually does. It was still dark, and very cold. And there was some weird wettish cold stuff all over the ground.

It smelled wet and fresh.

When Dotty went back inside, some of the white stuff came in, too. So she ate it. It didn’t taste like much.

A little while later, Orly (who is not a morning dog) stumbled out of the bedroom. When she saw the white stuff, she got very excited.

Orly told Dotty that it was called SNOW!

SNOW! (always said with great excitement) is a super fun thing that happens in Montana oh, anywhere from 6 to 11 months of the year.

The two dogs went outside together and raced around in the snow, dug in the snow, kicked the snow, ate the snow, lay down in the snow, peed on the snow, and rolled in the snow.

Since there was only a very light dusting, they had to use their imaginations quite a bit.

After about 10 or 15 minutes, they realized that they were cold and hungry, so they went inside and had breakfast.

Orly promised Dotty that she’d see more — better, bigger, deeper — SNOW! soon.

 

Carnage Among the Carrots

Golden retriever Orly stands at a wire mesh gate, watching the sun set behind purple mountains
Dog sitting in paradise

We’re dog-sitting again.

Orly has my friends bamboozled into thinking that she’s “perfectly” behaved, even after spending 11 days with them while I was traveling.

They may need to reconsider.

We arrived yesterday afternoon, a gorgeous, sunny fall day. I was sitting on the deck reading and the dogs were playing. I looked up and noticed that Dotty was reclining in the garden box. Odd.

Finger-sized muddy partial carrotI ordered her out, and she came running over, and I didn’t think anything more about it. Until, several minutes later, Orly loped onto the deck and dropped something. Clunk. Then she started to eat the something, so I got up to investigate. A dirty carrot. Or rather, part of a carrot.

Carrots partially pulled from the dirt and dug up dirtI wandered back over to the garden box, and discovered that no, Dotty had not been innocently reclining in the garden.

She was actively committing mayhem.

I found a tarp in the garage and constructed a flimsy but effective barrier. All was well.

For a while.

This morning, I noticed both girls hiding out at the far end of the garden and moseyed over to investigate.

Dotty was again reclining. Turns out there’s a second carrot patch. Now there are two sites of carrot carnage and two dogs who have stuffed themselves on carrots. (Could be worse. Some dogs I know stalk and occasionally manage to catch and murder small animals. Perhaps vegetables-as-prey is the benefit of raising dogs in a vegetarian home?

Meanwhile, the two resident dogs are off playing in their yard, having, and wanting, nothing to do with the full-on assault on their parents’ garden. On the other hand, neither raised a paw to stop the carnage committed by their buddies.

Dotty was definitely the ringleader, but “perfect” Orly was a willing accomplice and eager eater of the spoils.

All Orly Wants for Her Birthday Is …

7-month old Dotty, a white golden retriever, sits next to 2-year-old Orly, a much smaller blonde golden

Orly will be two years old (!!) on Sunday, Oct 22. All she wants for her birthday — besides the traditional ice cream treat and the weekend she will spend playing with her best friends of course — is to be the big sister again.

I got back from my vacation and picked Orly up, then drove out to get Dotty back from her trainer, Glenn. Glenn brought out a small white pony, claiming it was Dotty.

He then showed off how nicely this behemoth walked at heel, did a sit stay, and politely sat to ask to go inside (no loud barking). Definitely not Dotty.

Tiny Dotty, a white golden retriever puppy, was much smaller than big sister Orly in May, when she arrived.The pony was wearing Dotty’s collar and had a bag of Dotty’s food, though, and she seemed very happy to see me, so I loaded her into the car. She seemed excited about being home and finding her toys, and happily  reunited with Orly.

But … Dotty is a puppy. This is a dog.

…Or not. By the next morning, the Dotty pony was in full puppy mode, twirling and bouncing along on our walk, stealing Orly’s toys, racing in circles in the back yard, and generally being Dotty.

One thing seems to have stuck from Dotty’s time with Glenn (thank goodness!): The newer, larger Dotty hasn’t demand barked at all since she got home!

The big puppy is here to stay (for a while, anyhow), and Orly is now the older sister but not the bigger sister. Harumph. It’s enough to make a girl go eat more ice cream.

Thinking Dog to Publish Biweekly

White golden retriever puppy Dotty lies on a blue sofa and looks straight at the cameraI’m going to try out a biweekly publishing schedule for a few months.

(By biweekly, I mean every two weeks, though I know that some people use biweekly to mean semiweekly or twice a week.)

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Late Summer

Golden retriever Orly noses among bright green raspberry leaves, sniffing out berriesSummer is winding down here in Missoula.

Orly and Dotty are practicing their berry-gathering skills: The transplanted raspberries (well, some of them) produced a minuscule late-summer crop. The girls gleefully discovered this bounty a few days ago and quickly demolished the handful of berries, mostly under-ripe. Patience and delayed gratification are not their strengths … Though persistence is. They check and recheck for new or missed berries several times a day. Several times an hour if I let them.

White golden retriever Dotty pokes her nose into deep green raspberry leavesWhen not searching for berries — and the occasional fallen apple from the neighbors’ tree — Dotty is energetically pouncing on every floating leaf and fallen stick, which makes her play time in the yard, and even more so, our walks … interesting.

I’m trying hard to break her habit of zooming off after each moving object and, of course, coming to a jarring hard stop at the end of the leash. Turns out that many dog trainers’ insistence that when dogs self-correct like that they learn not to bolt on the leash is hilarious … and wholly false, at least in Dotty’s case.

She does love to carry things in her mouth on our walks, which may be a useful skill in her service dog work. Especially if she’s partnered with someone who loves sticks and candy wrappers. (Or maybe I need to work on broadening Dotty’s interests.)

As the trees turn, I look at all those leaves and wonder whether Dotty would settle for mall walking for a few weeks. My arms just can’t take it!

I take comfort from the memory that Orly went through a similar distracted phase, pouncing on leaves and taking off in every direction while on leash; it wasn’t even very long ago. And she’s now a wonderful walking companion.

As Dotty leaps and pounces and twirls through fall, I try to savor this phase — even as I wish for it to end.