All Good Things Come to an End …

Several months ago, I wrote about Orly’s delight in the freedom her dog door gave her. Though I would revoke her privileges if she abused them by barking at our neighbors, she spent most of the summer free to come and go and come and go and come and go, in and out all day and until late in the evening.

She would frequently check the digging pit to see whether the Sand Fairy had returned (she usually hadn’t) to hide new treats; verify that she had, indeed, eaten all of the ripe raspberries and cherry tomatoes within reach (she had); and roll happily in the too-long grass.

But as summers do, the summer turned more and more autumnal. This happens more quickly in Montana than in many places, with very chilly evenings and mornings starting in August.

Orly’s dog door is in our screen door, and with the colder weather, the dog door was less and less available until it disappeared completely, with the back door remaining firmly closed and her door person permanently, though not terribly reliably, back on the job.

4-month-old golden puppy Orly, wearing a gray coat, touches a bell next to a wooden door

Though she loves fall and is eager for the snow, she is not pleased about losing her free access to the back yard. She’s still unwilling to consider the compromise I have offered — the doggy doorbell. Maybe she thinks that’s just for puppies.

In any case, she has taken to nudging me to ask to go out, which is fine. She’ll even come upstairs to my office to ask for door person service.

Coming back in is where we disagree. Her latest approach is a loud thwack! on the window. I have a pattern of muddy paw prints on my recently washed windows as a result, and I worry that she could hit the window hard enough to break it.

My current challenge: Figuring out how to convince her that sophisticated grown-up dogs can use bells to summon their servants and gain access to the outside. Or inside. Without beating up on the windows.

It’s Raining … Humans?

Person in a dark snowsuit with a red paraglider descends to land on a snowy field
Stock image of a para-glider landing on snow

One of the highlights of winter in Missoula for me, and for many other families that include dogs, is running free on the golf course. This is a tradition that starts as soon as the golf course closes for the season, usually by Thanksgiving.

The golf course is part of the University of Montana campus. When there is enough snow, a local organization grooms Nordic Skiing trails, but even then, there’s room for dogs. On half the area, dog-hating skiers get a dog-free zone. On the other, people ski with their dogs or walk with their dogs.

On an early season visit (not much snow yet), we were wandering around, when suddenly, Orly spotted something very strange. She started chasing it and barking.

Only problem was, it was in the sky: Two para-gliders, coming in for a landing. Oh, yeah, forgot to mention that the athletic practice fields next to the golf course are a popular landing spot for people who para-glide from the top of Mt. Sentinel in Missoula.

Orly had never seen humans falling from the sky before!

To be honest, I’d never been that close to anyone landing, either.

I called her, but in the excitement, and with another — equally excited — dog chasing her, Orly was unable to understand what I meant by “Come HERE. NOW!”

So she didn’t.

The first glider landed and Orly ran over to greet her. Fortunately, she was a  normal Missoulian and loved dogs.

I managed to corral Orly about the time the second glider landed. Orly wanted to go say hi, but I dragged my wagging, barking, pulling, very excited girl off the field. Unfortunately, I had my hands full and did not manage to snap a photo of the gliders, so the image above is not from our adventure.

 

Taxes Keep Going Up…

Hi and happy new year! This was supposed to be the first 2026 post, but it got away from me early. I got it back under control and scheduled it but … at least 3 of you (thanks for being such loyal readers!) mentioned enjoying it. I then remembered the email that goes out when a post publishes so I decided to release this one early. Enjoy!

Golden retriever Orly licks yellow ice cream from a blue and white cup

The egg tax was bad enough.

At some point in her puppyhood, Jana (the original Thinking Dog) had an upset stomach and I made her some scrambled eggs.

In my defense, she was the first golden retriever puppy I raised; I did not realize what a slippery slope I was stepping onto.

She then decided that she liked eggs. Really liked eggs. And that if the human was cooking eggs, there was no reason not to add an extra egg and share with the golden.

Thus the egg tax came into being.

From that moment forward, whenever anyone in my household has cooked eggs, the dog or dogs have assessed the tax and gotten their share. Jana taught Cali about the egg tax. And Oriel. And Wylie. Cali taught Orly. Orly taught Dotty. And so it will continue, passing from generation to generation forever.

Having expanded my horizons a bit — I’ve raised several golden retrievers and have many friends who have also raised golden retrievers and other egg-loving dogs — I realize that the egg tax is a bit like dog “domestication.”

As in: Just as dogs’ wild ancestors realized, independently, in different locations, and at different points in our parallel evolutions, that ancient humans would make great cooks-butlers-doormen-housekeepers and decided to turn us into their devoted companions, the egg tax was not a unique invention.

Other goldens — and even non-golden dogs — have come up with the egg tax. And with additional, similar taxes.

  • The peanut butter tax was next; why else do humans even buy peanut butter if not to share with the dog?
  • The banana tax … That one might have predated even Jana. Timo, Jana’s older brother, would run from the yard to the kitchen if I broke a banana off the bunch; that unique sound was enough to trigger a demand for payment.
  • The carrot tax, where dogs get the bottom half-inch of every carrot, plus the middle part when I am shredding a carrot into a salad and it gets too thin to keep scraping.
  • On a visit, a friend inadvertently(??) invented a waffle tax, which Orly has eagerly embraced.
  • One of Orly’s sisters taught the entire litter about the apple tax, via the  humans’ convenient family chat.
  • A longstanding family tradition is to give the dog the tip of the ice-cream cone when we’re nearly done with it. Orly and Cali parlayed that into, yep, an ice-cream tax, levied on both cones (the end of the cone) and bowls (licking them clean). This happens after they have already wolfed down their own dog cones, without sharing.
  • I have heard discussion of a cheese tax among other dog-owned humans, but I don’t think that Orly knows about it (yet).

This has gone far enough!

Orly is currently trying to institute a yogurt tax. And a banana bread tax! I am fighting back. Instead of giving her some every time I scoop out some yogurt for myself, I make her wait. She only gets to lick out the container when I am done with it.

I’m really showing her who is in charge!

 

Did Tool-Using Dogs Learn from Their Ancestors?

Koala, a black Labrador, uses a ring toy to hold an antler steady for chewing.
Photo by Deni Elliott

I have written about the ways various family dogs have learned to use tools: Orly ringing a bell, not only to prod me to let her in and out, but as a way to help her sister. (Never mind that as an adult, she refuses to use the bell…). Going even farther back in history, Koala devised a tool to hold her antler still for chewing, while Cali used the backyard to hold her antler.

I was excited about these examples of dogs’ creativity, smarts, and problem-solving skill. And I wondered whether all dogs — and their ancestors, wolves — could use tools.

I now have an answer!

A study published in November shows wolves using tools: They have been captured on camera intentionally and repeatedly tugging a rope to pull up a crab trap, then breaking into the traps to steal and eat the bait. So far, two different wolves have been captured (on camera) raiding the traps.

Cali pokes the antler into the soft ground

Since Jane Goodall first wrote about Chimpanzees using tools in 1960, other non-humans have been found to use tools, including elephants, crows, dolphins, octopuses, and even ants!

So far, the animals’ tool use tends to be self-serving, but I am hoping to convince Orly to pitch in around the house at some point. She thinks the vacuum is scary, but maybe she’s willing to try her paw at shoveling snow?

Social Butterfly

Golden retriever Orly holds a blue stuffed octopus toy and wags her tail

Driving home from my synagogue on an early fall holiday, I debated driving right to the riverside park where members of the community were meeting. I decided to stop at home first, though, to see whether Orly was home and wanted to come along.

As I am sure you know, Orly is a dog. If she wasn’t with me, why wouldn’t she be home?

But she wasn’t; Orly was still out hiking with her friends.

Orly has a more active social life than I do, yet she’s always looking for new friends. Like many goldens, she has no concept of a ‘stranger.’ All new humans, dogs, cats, deer, and birds are unmet friends.

That’s why I wasn’t worried about her recent ‘orientation’ at a nearby dog boarding, training, and daycare facility where she might need to spend a few nights soon. Part of the mandatory half-day session is spent introducing her to different potential playmates to see how well she interacts with other dogs.

Orly, it turns out, plays very nicely with others. She also excelled at using the dog door, taking treats (do dogs really flunk that?), walking on a leash (THAT was a nice surprise), and not fence-fighting or barking.

My little social butterfly, transformed from a fuzzy golden ball of fur into a dripping ball of mud, seemed to have enjoyed her morning at camp. She was less happy about the bath that followed … but returned home a tired dog indeed.

By the next morning, she was wide awake and ready for her next adventure.

Where Dogs Eat Free on Their Birthdays

  • Golden retriever Orly enjoys licking yellow-cake flavored ice cream out of a blue cup

Orly turned four on a spectacular fall day. A Wednesday afternoon with golden sunlight, temperatures in the mid-60s, and red and gold trees in full fall glory.

After a weekly meeting, I took my lunch break, and walked with Orly around the neighborhood, through the park, and to the ice-cream stand. There was no line, and the bored-looking young man working there was eager to help.

I asked for a kid-size cone of vanilla in a cup. So far, so ordinary. He asked if I wanted a pup cone for Orly. I said no, thanks, but this cup is for her. It’s her birthday. He pushed back: But the pup cones are free!

I know, I told him. We come here often (Orly disagreed with “often”). But it’s her birthday, I added, and I always get my dogs their own cup on their birthday. With a huge smile, he said, well, then, I will give her the cup for free. I said he didn’t need to do that … he insisted and asked: Is yellow cake ok? that’s what we usually give to dogs.

I said it was. I have never tasted the Big Dipper’s yellow cake ice cream, but if that is what they usually give to dogs, I am certain that Orly loves it.

He asked if I wanted anything for myself. I did, but I asked him to give me Orly’s first. I paid for my mocha-chip in a waffle cone, added a tip to the tip jar, took Orly’s cup, and led Orly to a table.

One advantage to dog ice cream in a cup is that the dog has to lick it out, and it lasts for a few minutes, versus the nanosecond it takes Orly to inhale a pup cone.

As Orly was working on her ice cream, a woman came out of the ice-cream stand and started fiddling with the lock on the ice-cream truck door. She noticed us, said hello, then added, “We give out free pup cones, you know.”

I again explained that we love the pup cones, but that Orly gets a whole scoop for her birthday.

Soon, Orly finished her ice cream, and I got up and collected mine. We decided that I could eat my cone while walking home. Orly kept a close eye on the cone in case it happened to fall out of my hands…

It did not.

However, the end of the cone, as it always does, found its way into Orly’s mouth.

Happy Birthday, Orly!

Finding Super Hedgie

On a recent walk, Orly and I had an unexpected encounter. We have a ‘usual’ morning route (with several variations). On this particular chilly gray morning, we did not detour.

At a corner, I noticed a bag. Missoulians have a habit of placing unwanted things on the corner, in the grassy area that belongs to the city, with a sign indicating that these ‘treasures’ are free. Usually, it’s just trash that they are too lazy to toss in the trash or take to the dump, but not this time:

A white bag sits on the grass with a sign reading "Gently Loved Dog Toys Take One!"Of course, we had to investigate. When I looked inside, imagine my surprise when a near-perfect hedgehog toy peered back! Ever since living with Labrador roommate Maverick, I have known that hedgehogs are the Premier dog toy, especially the ones that grunt (rather than squeaking). Alas, this hedgehog, clad in a superhero cape, is mute.

Orly excitedly took hold of Super Hedgie and wagged her tail enthusiastically. OK, this one is going home with us.

A hedgehog dog toy with a blue capeShe led onward, tail high, a spring in her step.

Orly carried her new toy for the rest of our walk (about a half hour), never stopping to sniff, pee, or bark — no matter what another dog said to her. She ignored squirrels and deer alike. Only once safely home did she agree to relinquish Super Hedgie so he could have his portrait taken.

Orly, a golden retriever, holds the hedgehog toy and looks back at me. We're connected with a light blue leash.Hedgie is now one of her favorites — and among the select few toys employed when greeting guests. The guest-welcome ritual, invented by Jana and handed down by Cali to both Orly and Dotty, requires that the golden retriever greet entering guests at the door, then:

  • Rush off to find a favorite toy
  • Return to show the toy to the guest
  • Do a little welcome dance (this element was added by Cali)
  • Allow the guest to pet the golden (but never, ever to take the toy).

We’ve gone on many walks since then, and, though Orly has been on the lookout for more treasures, Finding Super Hedgie was a once-in-a-lifetime miracle. Though she did find part of an ice-cream cone a few days ago (the delicious homemade waffle kind from the Big Dipper).

We’re Back!

I hope you had a great summer!

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Orly’s Door

4-month-old golden puppy Orly, wearing a gray coat, touches a bell next to a wooden doorAs the weather warmed up in fits and starts, I decided that Orly was finally mature enough to get to use her dog door.

Past attempts to allow her to let herself in and out ran into obstacles, primarily a golden-retriever-shaped obstacle named Dotty, who was nowhere near door-ready when she was living here. Other obstacles include tendencies to bark at goings-on in the alley, a compulsion to enthusiastically greet doggy friends (Taco to the east and Cecil and Hans to the west). These have diminished but not disappeared. The habit of digging large holes in the yard, though, seems to have moved along… right around when Dotty did. It’s just not as much fun alone, apparently.

Golden retriever puppies Dotty and Orly dig in a sand pit designed as a dog digging pit
Looking for buried treasure!

This column also encountered an unfortunate bump: It was meant to be an homage to Merle’s Door, a wonderful book about what the author learned about dog intelligence, social lives, problem solving and more, once his dog, Merle, was granted his own door. Merle developed an extensive community and social life, as his door allowed access to a rural area of large open spaces, dog-friendly neighbors, and a wonderful absence of fences and traffic. This post was also meant to link to my review of the book and encourage you all to read both. The problem? It seems that I never actually reviewed the book. Stay tuned. That link might still appear.

Unlike Merle, Orly lives in a fairly urban setting, with a lot of traffic, houses fairly close together, and, therefore, fences. Her door opens to a large fenced yard equipped with sad brown grass, many plants and flowers, a deck for sunning oneself, and a dedicated doggy digging pit. Sometimes there’s a dog pool or splash pad, too. It’s not too shabby as urban dog homes go.

In addition to all of the above, Orly’s door grants her access to her preferred water bowl (the large metal one that lives on the deck all summer), her favorite sunny spots, and the ability to come and go as she pleases, without waiting for the human (who is often sitting upstairs, working at a computer) to notice her “magic sit” requesting doorperson services.

But, as most things with Orly are, this turned out to be less than straightforward.

She does love the door. She sometimes goes in and out, over and over, just because it’s fun. I often go downstairs on a break between meetings to find her stretched out in the grass or on the deck.

But.

As I discovered when trying to get Orly to use a doorbell, Orly appreciates good service — even more than she appreciates freedom. As she sees it, my most important job is waiting on her. She never did take to the doorbell.

Besides, she likes the cachet of living in a building with a doorperson. She will stand by the door and look meaningfully at me. I might say, go ahead; you have agency. You want to go out? Go out!

Unmoved, she continues to give me that look.

Anyone with a golden (or maybe any dog) knows that look. She might nudge me, then go back to sit by the door. There is nothing wrong with her communication skills; she’s crystal clear. She knows she can let herself out; she knows how; she just prefers to be waited on.

Similarly, when she’s ready to come in, she’ll peer through the windows next to the door, press her nose against the door, sometimes even poke her nose through the dog door to give a disdainful snuff, but … right. She stays outside, waiting for me to open the door and let her in.

I’ll re-read Merle’s Door. Maybe I missed the part about teaching your dog to appreciate her privilege and freedom.

Summer Break

The Thinking Dog is taking a break from regular posting. New posts will appear … whenever Orly or Pam has something to tell you about!

We’re hoping to spend more time outside and less time with our screens. We hope that you get outside and enjoy your summer too!